"Act Like You've Been There"
We've all heard it, usually from fans of the losing team or the lamest of our own fanbase. But Iowa State has quite literally never been here - we have never beaten Texas before. Never in Jack Trice, never in Big 12 play, never never: all Peter Pan-style. So fuck this noise, we're gonna gloat a little.
KANSAS WEEK SWEAR JAR COUNT: 1