An ADD Proof Guide To Big 12 Basketball

Interested in what Big 12 basketball looks like in 2011-2012 but too lazy to read full articles? Lucky for you, here's an ADD proof guide to the Big 12. One school, one sentence.

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This guy with the goofy hat is probably your Big 12 newcomer of the year.

 

Kansas State: Will Frank Martin have an aneurysm and beat Bill Snyder to the grave?

Kansas: With Tyrel Reed and Brady Morningstar both graduating, which douchey white guy will step up for the Jayhawks this year?

Mizzou: Will they declare SEC membership before or after Frank Haith gets destroyed by the NCAA?

Oklahoma: Which no name player will have a career game against Iowa State this year, then never be heard from again?

Oklahoma State: I still hate Keiton Paige.

Iowa State: Will any opposing players announce their transfer to Iowa State in the middle of a game?

Texas: Which unprepared Longhorn player will declare for the NBA after another early tournament exit?

Texas Tech: Will the team suck badly enough to drive Billy Gillispie to pick up DUI #283525?

Baylor: How badly will Rick Barnes Lite underachieve with such a stacked roster?

Texas A&M: Will a new Billy and possible lottery pick Khris Middleton get the fans to stop masturbating to SEC football for a couple of months?

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