EMERGENCY LATTIMER ALERT
by KnowDan on Dec 30, 2011 8:55 AM CST
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PrintAn Emergency Lattimer Alert has been issued for the greater New York City area from now until 6:30 EST tonight. Tracking shows that Lattimer is on his way to Yankee Stadium later this morning with his eyes set on the Rutgers' quarterbacks.
Scarlet Knights players, coaches and fans should be aware that Lattimer is extremely dangerous and should not be engaged in hand to hand combat. This is a SEVERE WARNING, which means Rutgers is 100%, unequivocally fucked at 3:20 EST.
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This is great
I just forwarded this page to all of my ISU Clones. I would post in on FB but stupid work won’t allow it.
The Latt's favorite drink
is Wild Turkey with a splash of Guido blood.
"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."
by NormanUnderwood on Dec 30, 2011 10:37 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I get it..
He’s playing in New York.. Homeland Security threat levels.. Terrorism.. good one.
Good luck today guys, hope RU football follows up what the Basketball team did last night, GO RU
Actually we have done these off an on since last spring
Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.
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