6 Hawk Fans You'll Meet This Weekend

A word of caution Cyclone nation - there are going to be hawk fans in town this weekend. Here are six of them you're likely to meet.

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Glittery Ones: Mostly harmless, will probably blow you in the back of your tailgate van for money or weed ... or candy ... or in exchange for a hug.

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Blackface Hawks: it's 2011 and this type of hate is still alive and well in America ... its sad.

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Work Release / Community Service: Oxen - they only exist in Oregon Trail.

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Whoures: He's just asking for it ... sinner.

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Drunken Children: That's called disappointment young man.


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Perfect 10s: Drink it in.





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