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Iowa St. Cyclones at Texas Longhorns, Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM CST




So....this is actually a big game. Iowa State has apparently decided that yes, they want to be a team that merits NCAA consideration. I'm sure we all have fond memories of Tasheed Carr going off on the Horns back in 2005, but this game has a chance to put us safely in for many NCAA projections. A loss isn't the end of the world, but it's a winnable game. Winnable enough, anyways. J'covan Brown was banged up in Ames, so he should be more of a factor.

Relevant games at the end of January haven't happened in far too long for the Cyclones.

And, because you can't watch the game on TV, turn on the radio and pull up the game thread. Please do not post links to illegal streams. People don't need WRNL's help to find them, and we're probably best off (legally) not promoting them.

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My first encounter with the LHN....

Makes me feel kinda funny. Like that time we climbed the rope in gym class.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Bad Chris Allen. BAD

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Ejim.

He’s getting abused by the Texas defense.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

Between Chapman, Whithey, and Paige

I’ve had my share of goofy white guys. Jesus.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions  

Railey christ - at least grab a rebound

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

tied 13-13 with 7:50 left in 1st

for those of you who aren’t getting the LHN or some shenanigan feed

by CyssorMeTimbers on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

is bruce bowen one of the announcers?

he’s the opposite of good at color commentary

by CyssorMeTimbers on Jan 24, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Nice Runner Scotty

What?

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Get Railey out of there

Before Cyphyllis commits atrocities.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Down 4...

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

Speaking of shenanigan feeds

they deffinitely would never post them on the Texas SB Nation site. So deffinitely don’t check over there!

by dsludo on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Well shit, if Massa Peter Bean's letting illegal streams happen...

What the hell am I doing trying to be legit?

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by CanAzn on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Allen needs to get a nut shot

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

What a fucking meltdown.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Sounds like we're playing like shit

I just might Battlefield 3 it tonight

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

I would recommend.

I can at least take some solace in having “beat Texas” earlier tonight.

FYI, I call my shaft “Texas”.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If your shaft is Texas

your taint must be Texas A&M

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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

My taint is Baylor.

A&M is the wad of seed drying on my couch.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds nerdy

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you, Royce.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

The old lady put "Big Bang Theory" on the TV

What a nice extra nut kick. She could watch literally anything else and I wouldn’t care.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Never have

and never will watch that show.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

It is worse the Glee.

For reals.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

*than*

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Thankfully, I wouldnt know.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't watch anything with a laugh track...

It’s almost literally the only thing I hear…

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

You and me both.

’Cept Seinfeld.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure why Scotty didn't take the 3 there

Everyone’s confidence seems off.

Except Allen’s. Fuck him.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

I thought we really set it up nice for scotty

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

There you go Babb

If we shoot our average on 3s we’d be tied

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

That foul is meh at best

Shot is already halfway there.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Hey all.

…i’ve never drank before, but if this game continues to go this way, i’m getting utterly smashed tonight…

by isufan2010 on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

someone get this man drunk

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah.

I’m saving my alcohol consumption for when Royce White pulls a Staiger

by isufan2010 on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Get a stop

Maybe a bucket, but definitely a stop.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

god I hate that skinny tall white dude

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

because it's funny

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Fucking Chapman.

Have we trailed at the half in Big 12 play yet? This could be a good thing.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

Not what I had in mind

6 points definitely isn’t the end of the world. Especially if those 3s start to fall.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

I guess being down 6 isn't bad

when we’re like what, 1-8 from 3?

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by CanAzn on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

GLOBETROTTERS THEME!

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Back to the CobraCy avatar...

We’ll come out kicking ass now, dammit!

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

(in low voice) CO-BRA

(high voice) CO-BRAAAAAAAA

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Swamp loggers sucks compared to swamp people

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Time for another Boulevard Single Wide

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

jesus - Texas womens bb has some huge bitches

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

a fucking bowtie? who does that?

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

bruce BOWen

and white dudes in the 80’s

by CyssorMeTimbers on Jan 24, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice...

And Kramer, the serial killer.

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

jesus - 3 lucky rolls ... asshole

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

"3 ball is a brick from Chris Allen"

No shit

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Allens building a fucking house tonight

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

God, we suck at shooting

And rebounding

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

Feck!!!

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

Anyone else think that's ballgame?

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

If our shooting doesn't change

Yeah, it is.

Finally having an off night. A real off night.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

i should just get it over with and FAP now so I can go to sleep

by CyssorMeTimbers on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

ESPN doesn't have to pay for a Pac-16 Network.

That’s where the money comes from.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. getting smashed for the first time tonight. i fucking hate texas

by isufan2010 on Jan 24, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

We literally can't make anything.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

ISU commercial on LHN?

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

Huzzah! But can't they get rid of that shaggy-haired kid?

These commercials make ISU look like a community college. We aren’t DeVrIowa State.

by I am a Cyentist on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I no longer live in Iowa...

Are we still running the Choose Your Adventure ads?

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I just realized my dog is hiding under the couch.

I guess I’ve been a little pissed this half.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

For FUCK'S SAKE

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

wow - our suck is very strong this game

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

We may not hit 30

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions  

He needs to

Who care if it looks shitty? You’re airballing free throws, Royce!

by I am a Cyentist on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Slip out of his finger tips?

by cylentbutdeadly on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM CST reply actions  

This is unreal. Absolutely unreal.

Fred needs to just call a time out and forefeit.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

Wow...

Just… Wow…

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

this is like a drunk hitting rock bottom right

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

not even close

everybody’s still wearing pants

by CyssorMeTimbers on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Texas is raping us with our pants on

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Another turnover.

At this point, Texas shouldn’t even try and score. Run out the shot clock and wait for ISU to turn it over or miss

by I am a Cyentist on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

How are we only down 11?

We should be losing by 50.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions  

GUYS! THIS IS GOOD!

There’s no way Royce declares now!

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by CanAzn on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

Nah.

It was like 70% serious.

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by CanAzn on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

HOT POTATO!

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by CanAzn on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Ejim needs to be banned from trying to dunk

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

My gast is flabbered...

WTF??

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

This game is a fucking mess

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Somehow I think we're going to set an open thread comment record...

On a shitty game that none of us should really be able to watch anyway… That makes sense…

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Walters and Heft are livid

Questioning the refs big time. Not happy with a lot of calls.

by cylentbutdeadly on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

oh god

royce free throws again

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

So

Texas hasn’t scored in a fortnight

by CrossCyed on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

Sure would be nice to take advantage of that, huh?

Both teams should forfeit this game, no one deserves a win…

There are literally DOZENS of us!

by Tracer Bullet 82 on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

at what point does Royce purposely

Miss the second freethrow

by mcc515 on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Goal tend and 1?

Good think for Texas Royce will brick.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions  

Get some new material, Texas student section!

Airball is played out. Try making fun of ISU for the turnovers or something else

by I am a Cyentist on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST reply actions  

6

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 PM CST reply actions  

SC getting his kabongo kicked

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions  

More McGee, Less Allen

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Those three straight possessions where Texas hit jumpers just killed us. Needed stops on at least two of those.

by cylentbutdeadly on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

scottie was the defender on every one of them too

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Royce was?

When he was taking those dives in hopes of getting offensive fouls.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

ha! nice Royce!

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM CST reply actions  

stat keeping question

Is points, rebounds, missed free-throws a valid triple-double?

by gs3m on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Gah

Shoot better. Win game. This was going to happen sooner or later.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

we did a lot more bad than just shoot crappy

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

coughREBOUNDcough

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

We shoot to our average

And we win or have the lead late. Rebounding be damned.

Agree though, we really got outworked on the boards and had a lot of good defensive series go to waste because of offensive boards.

Wide Right & Natty Lite - Loyal sons, forever true. With beer.

by KnowDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

fuckin teases

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

if I'm Texas

I just foul white

by mcc515 on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

I'm not reloading the feed.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions  

3

hahaha

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

holy fuck

I can’t believe it!!!

by mcc515 on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

YOU'RE MY GODDAMN HERO, BABB!

You win this game, my girlfriend is yours whenever you want. No rules.

by I am a Cyentist on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions  

wow

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

fuck texas

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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by jcrave24 on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

BASKETBALL AIDS

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by CanAzn on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions  

I caved and opened it back up.

Sorry. I’ll take the heat on this one.

"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."

by NormanUnderwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

and then that happens

nice senior to senior handoff Allen & Scotty

just because I rock, doesn't mean I'm made of stone.

by ClonesJer on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

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