It's Friday
by NormanUnderwood on Jan 6, 2012 10:14 AM CST
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And I'm bored.
Anyone have big plans tonight? I plan on tucking my crank between my legs, putting some make up on and playing "Silence of the Lambs". There's already a young lady chained up in my basement and my dog has been barking at her all day.
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It puts the lotion in the basket
NPH. What a baller.
http://youtu.be/YMh2viqVGls
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"What a baller"
Pun intended?
"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."
by NormanUnderwood on Jan 6, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I guess?
Coincidentally, NPH should be the single greatest argument that being gay isn’t a choice… imagine the quality of ladies that guy could be balls deep in.
USC knockoff uniforms, none of the results (including probation)
Wide Right & Natty Lite | @widertnattylt
No shit
I also want to get me some of that Buffalo Bill gas. Will make tonight’s reenactment much more realisitc.
"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."
by NormanUnderwood on Jan 6, 2012 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
I'm half convinced
the Doogie episode where there’s a hot 19 year old nurse trying to sex him screwed him up for life
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Goddamn Right!
I can’t wait to tear into that brand new keg of homebrewed Dunkelweizen that I started carbonating last Saturday. Won’t be “tuckin’ the muff” though. I got kids at home, youknowwhatI’msayin’?
Knowmsayin?
"We're getting drunk today, Rand. Quart of rye each."
by NormanUnderwood on Jan 6, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
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