Texas A&M University is about to go on a journey, a journey that will take them far from home. They're about to enter the Deep South, unfamiliar territory for most Aggies. So in addition to grabbing their juice boxes, strapping their helmets on and securing themselves in their booster seats, Texas A&M took the extra precaution of emblazoning their t-shirts with a map of their destination. The only problem? They included North Carolina on the map, a state that definitely does not contain an SEC school (yet).
So congratulations A&M. In your excitement to get out into that big new playground of the world, you forgot basic geography. This probably won't be a problem, until Kevin Sumlin shows up at the Tarheels' stadium on a random Saturday afternoon, demanding to be let into the locker room. Word of advice to the security guard; just humor the team. They'll act all excited at first, bouncing off the walls, but they'll tire out eventually and fall asleep.
Unfortunately the producers of the shirt, Aggieland Outfitters, have taken it down from their website; but if you want to own a piece of memorabilia that really sums up what Texas A&M is all about, just check various dumpsters around College Station. These shirts are probably making their way there shortly.