The Mid-Morning Dump - 7/12/12

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WHY ARE THE ESPYS 2.5 HOURS? The show is at least an hour too long, Rob Riggle was terrible, and Iowa State lost the ESPY for Best Upset to the LA Kings despite this photobooth shot, but we were all blessed with Eric LeGrand's speech.

KIRBYRAY VANDERGUY. Everyone's favorite punter is on the Ray Guy award watch list.

THE GREAT CYCLONE BIKE THIEF. ISU track athlete Collin Fett has been accused of stealing 40 bikes. Student-athletes have large enough basements to store 40 bikes?

FREEH REPORT. Every time you think Penn State couldn't possibly look any worse, they do. The release of the Freeh Report is right on par with that pattern. And Joe Paterno's legacy takes yet another hit.

CYCLONE SPORTS COMPLEX. Video on construction of the megaplex is out.

PAUL RHOADS IS SO PROUD OF THIS BANANA PEEL. Holly Anderson has some TV show suggestions.

HOLY FUGLY. Lindenwood's new field is Jalen Rose suit ugly.

B1G WTF. Most of the Big Ten Mascots do Call Me Maybe and the results are... interesting. Herbie looks extremely creepy, as usual.

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