In typical fashion, we celebrated the naming of Steele Jantz as the starting QB against Tulsa with very little real analysis, but by coming up with as many ridiculous Jantz facts as possible.

Steele Jantz has Carly Rae Jepsen's phone number, but she calls him.

Steele Jantz impresses McKayla Maroney

Sharks watch Steele Jantz Week

Women are now reading Steele Jantz's autobiography instead of 50 Shades of Grey.

The amount of people clamoring to see Steele Jantz will cause the LHN to actually be carried around the country.

The metric system was replaced by Steele Jantz.

Steele Jantz doesn't need to wash his clothes because he never sweats and he naturally smells like Tide.

The State of Iowa leads the nation in the production of wind turbines, corn and natural, raw Steele Jantz

Steele Jantz is mortal, but has outlived every immortal.

Steele Jantz doesn't use calendars, but when he does he goes straight to the month of September.

Princeton Review ranks Steele Jantz the number 1 party school in the nation.

What Biz Markie needs is Steele Jantz.