STOOPS COACH B

With apologies to any remaining Beach Boys.

(To the tune of "Sloop John B")

We spoke to the Stoops, Coach B.
My Editor and Me
About the SEC he did moan
Tweeted all night
Got into a fight
The pagecounts tallied
Mad hits to our home



So post up the Coach B's troll
See all the pageview gets
Call the administrator
"Let me troll more!"
Let me troll more
I wanna troll more
This bullshit drama
Drives pageviews galore



The captain, he got drunk
Locked Adam in a trunk
The regents couldn't wait to send him away
Wazzou on the phone
"Why don't you find a new home?"
You can swing your sword and
plate helmets with chrome


So post up the Craig James troll
See all the pageview gets
Call the administrator
"Let me troll more!"
Let me troll more
I wanna troll more
This bullshit drama
Drives pageviews galore


The poor Kirk he caught the kids
Tweeting and selling lids
The fans call for his head, he only won four
Let him go home
Why won't they let him go home?
To fire costs them; seventeen million.

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