How About a Magic Trick?

TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ever get drunk and start photoshopping?

P.S. - Click here for some proper auditory accompaniment.

A short story about conference re-alignment. More of the .gif animations I'm experimenting with for Wide Right & Natty Lite. It's black and white due to the limitations of free image editing software used in its creation. Iowa State is 3-0, and this will be mentioned at least once in every article from now until the Texas game.

There's no denying that last year Texas-related schadenfreude hit an all-time high, and with good reason.

So I figure we'd better get our kicks in now before they realize that they're still Texas, and we're still Iowa State.

Game is tonight at 6:00 PM Central. It's on FX, and the commentators are Gus Johnson and Tim Brewster, who you may remember as the Minnesota coach during the 2009 Insight Bowl. The game has been sold out for a week now and promises to be the most charged game in Jack Trice in nearly a decade. There will be a game thread up later on today, closer to kickoff.

Every Yard for ISU.

In conjuction with our friends at Clone Chronicles, we give you the following. Special thanks to CyHawk for creating this and we cannot wait for him to join the staff full-time. Stay tuned while we continue our transition to SB-Nation.