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Helmet Stickerzzz - Week 6: Utah

helmetstickerWooooo doggies that was a rough one. Worst part about it is it wasn't like we just picked them off the street, paid them some coin and did our thing in the backseat of our '92 Cutlass Supreme. No, we brought them into our house to have their way with us and invited 45,000 of our closest friends to watch the brutal beating. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if the Cyclones still couldn't walk after that anal raping. I'm no expert but I think our first mistake was letting them score 31 unanswered points in the 2nd quarter. In recognition of such a trouncing I am saving you all from having to read much further because honestly, there just isn't anything to celebrate or award after that performance. I will, however, give respect where respect is due. Job well done out of you Utes. Not many people really knew what that team was all about, having played nobody other than a down Pitt team, but they came to play. You've earned my respect and I'm sure most of Cyclone Nation's respect.

IOWA STATE VS. UTAH - OCTOBER 9TH 6:00PM

FINAL SCORE: IOWA STATE (3-3, 1-1) 27 - UTAH (5-0, 2-0) 68

OFFENSIVE WRNL HELMET STICKER:

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DEFENSIVE WRNL HELMET STICKER:

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SURPRISE WRNL HELMET STICKER:

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COMMEMORATIVE GENE CHIZIK COIN:

chizik_coinShaky Smithson - Fuck you and your Devin Hester wannabe ways.