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Bueker to Start Against Texas?

Bueker

Recently we have heard rumors that fabled 4th string quarterback/2nd string deep snapper Brett "Sunshine" Bueker is getting looked at by the coaching staff to start in place of Austen Arnaud this Saturday against Texas.

From what we understand the reasons for Bueker's shot up the depth chart is his unprecedented dedication to the team which includes putting on weight (he's almost 250, eat your heart out Jared Lorenzen!) and cutting those glorious locks of his.

We here at WRNL think that a combination of Bueker and Woody in the backfield, aka Sunshine Cock, would be an unstoppable force against a faster, leaner Longhorns' defense. We will keep you abreast of any changes in this situation!