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A Farmtard In The Land of Steers and Queers

This is probably going to bite us in the ass, but we are letting Norman take the company credit card to Texas with the express warning that he is not to spend it on anything except alcohol and hookers. Down there he will join up with WRNL Texas branch's InToxycated to attempt to complete the elusive act of double male scissoring.

All of his exploits starting with Oktoberfest in Tulsa, Oklahoma tonight can be stalked/documented by following @widertnattylt. Due to his likely varying states of inebriation, spelling and grammatical accuracy are in no way guaranteed.