It is fucking nipples out there.
I'm not ready for this at all. According to the internet it is 25 degrees outside right now, but when you account for wind and the spite of an angry god, it only feels like 8 degrees. Feels like I want to cry anyway - Fucking depressing.
As a courtesy to our readers, I felt it was only right to find something to help you through this difficult stretch. So here's Jessica Alba being really cold and a Family Guy clip on the matter, if I could hand you a beer through this computer screen, trust me, I would.
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