WRNL has obtained exclusive coverage from the field of the collapse of the Big XII. Beware, the images you see may be frightening or disturbing to children.
At this time, WRNL has not been able to reach Big XII Commissioner Dan Beebe. It is believed that he has decided to go down with the ship. Incidentally, this may be the only honorable thing Dan Beebe has done in his role as the head of the Big XII.
Thanks for nothing, asshole.
We will be bringing you additional coverage as more news rolls in. Stay tuned.