WRNL has obtained exclusive coverage from the field of the collapse of the Big XII. Beware, the images you see may be frightening or disturbing to children.
Kansas and KSU realize their fate is sealed together
At this time, WRNL has not been able to reach Big XII Commissioner Dan Beebe. It is believed that he has decided to go down with the ship. Incidentally, this may be the only honorable thing Dan Beebe has done in his role as the head of the Big XII.
Congratulations, Dan. You ran one of the best conferences in America to the ground. I hear AIG is hiring.
Thanks for nothing, asshole.
We will be bringing you additional coverage as more news rolls in. Stay tuned.