If at first he does not succeed, then it is impossible
Webster recently added a silent "h" to the word "road"
He’s had 3 different vasectomies attempted, none of which were successful
Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them
Even Hawkeye fans are polite when in his presence, well kinda
Paul Rhoads is, The Most Interesting Coach in the World!
"Stay thirsty for football my friends"