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EMERGENCY LATTIMER ALERT

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An Emergency Lattimer Alert has been issued for the greater New York City area from now until 6:30 EST tonight. Tracking shows that Lattimer is on his way to Yankee Stadium later this morning with his eyes set on the Rutgers' quarterbacks.

Scarlet Knights players, coaches and fans should be aware that Lattimer is extremely dangerous and should not be engaged in hand to hand combat. This is a SEVERE WARNING, which means Rutgers is 100%, unequivocally fucked at 3:20 EST.


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