We at WRNL were extremely saddened to hear that former Iowa great (and clutch drunken boob ogler) Ed Podolak was in a severe accident earlier this week in Scottsdale, Arizona. Apparently, he was struck by a vehicle while attempting to cross the road near his hotel.
Thanks to shady backdoor deals (and crappy photoshop hackjobs) we were able to obtain this exclusive surveillance video of the accident.
Thank goodness he had another little guy ready and waiting!
All kidding aside, we seriously hope that Ed makes a quick recovery and is back to semi-molesting well-endowed drunk girls soon. And watch out next time, those goddamn green trucks will sneak up and crush you every chance they get.