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Mark Wahlberg Presents The Big 12

We at WRNL noticed some strange comparisons when watching one of our favorite shows: Entourage. See if you agree with how the characters and schools match up below.


Eric Murphy - (Dan Beebe): Like "E" Beebe is supposed to be in charge of this money making machine but most the time he’s just a puppet to the star. I guess every once in a while he’ll come up with a good idea and make some money for the star.

Quote from the show that seals the deal:
Eric Murphy: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer!

Turtle - (Iowa State): Turtle doesn’t really do much but loves to smoke weed, play Xbox and will defintelty take advantage of hanging with such elite company. Sure the scoring rate for Turtle is never going to match that of Vince but you’ll take some dry spells to hang with the rich and famous.turtle Just don’t sell Turtle short, there’s a hustler in Iowa State…don’t believe me? See Turtle scoring with Jamie Lynn Sigler and a big win at Nebraska.

[Vince tosses Turtle $10,000]
Turtle: First the commission, now this? This is like Christmas.

Lloyd - (Baylor): We’ll just leave it with this brief character description: After years of withstanding Ari’s abuse Lloyd finally becomes a full agent. Somehow you know Ari felt sorry and pushed Robert Griffin III to Baylor. Texas does have a heart after all.

Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.

Billy Walsh - (Texas Tech): Wow are these two exactly the same or what? Early Billy Walsh was impulsive, crazy and just an absolute nut…was this character created after Mike Leach? Now Billy Walsh is clean, sober, and respectable. Enter stage left Tommy Tubberville

Billy Walsh: Movie? Well, I hate the word "Movie". I don't make "movies", I make "films".

Adam Davies - (Missouri): Oh how I hate Adam Davies, this is the little bitch who was barely more than a secretary, got a hold of some information and tried to leverage himself into a high power agent. You know what happened it blew up in his fucking FACE! Eat shit Davies!

Adam Davies: I got you for an audition for a guest starring role on a pilot, a pilot that’s all but on the air.

Drama:- What’s it called?

Adam Davies: CSI-Minneapolis

Sloan - (Oklahoma State): Has anyone ever done so little with so much? Seriously, Sloan is the total package. She has it all, tons of money, looks, a body that doesn’t stop and she’s smart. Well, almost the total package. With all those attributes why sell yourself so short? (See: Eric Murphy). OSU is no different, Money daddy….check. Facilities…check. Players….check. So why are they married to their coach that just can’t get over that last hurdle? Because they are secretly in love with Vince….maybe Sloan was looking for someone else in that threesome scene?

Barbara Miller - (Kansas State): Back in the day they were the girl with the curl, the hot piece of ass that got you all hot and bothered. Now Babs is older, bitchier and just a pain in the ass….why won’t you die Bill Synder must you have your name on everything?

Barbara Miller: So Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me?
Ari Gold: You've got the biggest cock in the room, Babs. Why don't you kick it off?
Barbara Miller: Oh I don't know about that, Ari. We haven't seen Eric's yet

Vince - (Oklahoma): All talent no brains, doesn’t care that everything is being handed to them on a silver platter. OU puts out a couple good performances and everyone sees them as one to beat next year. Who didn’t love Queens Boulevard (OU vs. Boise State)? You wait all year for the next breakout performance from Vincent Chase then he presents you with Medellin. Come on Vince you’re better than this! All talent but nothing when the pressure is on.

Vincent Chase: [Talking about his new movie] I can't watch myself again.
Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I love watching myself.
Eric Murphy: Too bad the audience doesn't.

Johnny "Drama" Chase - (Texas A&M): Johnny is neurotic, delusional and constantly trying to get Texas Ari to pay attention to him. Johnny is a character to say the least and is like a car wreck, you just have to watch. Love them or hate them you have to respect Texas A&M’s passion, just like Johnny "Drama". They even both have their equally cheesy battle cries. VICTORY! GIG’em!

Ari Gold: [to Turtle] Hey, moron. He's thirteen.victory
Johnny "Drama" Chase: In celeb years it's like 30.
Eric Murphy: So, what's that make you, Drama. Like 140?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: So, you're admitting I'm a celeb

Mrs. Ari Gold - (Kansas): Mrs. Ari is so like Kansas it disgusts me. Unlike all the other characters in the show Kansas could probably do without Ari and be fine. She comes from deep pockets and it’s no surprise that she’s a former soap star. Mrs. Ari loves that fact that Texas’ power and ranking helps her land a better seat in the big dance come March.

Mrs. Ari Gold: [This chandelier] is murano glass and it was originally owned by Sophie Loren.
Ari Gold:Ari: I'd rather look at nude photos of her original body.

Ari Gold - (Texas): Ari is the real star and everyone knows it. Its another love/hate relationship with the guy who holds the cards and has no filter.

Ari Gold: Ernesto. How many fucking pesos did I give you for Christmas? Huh, Ernesto? Every Christmas for the past decade. Half of Mexico is eating on my tips that I have given you. Now, bring my motherfucking car now, por favor.