A word of caution Cyclone nation - there are going to be hawk fans in town this weekend. Here are six of them you're likely to meet.
Glittery Ones: Mostly harmless, will probably blow you in the back of your tailgate van for money or weed ... or candy ... or in exchange for a hug. 
Blackface Hawks: it's 2011 and this type of hate is still alive and well in America ... its sad. 
Work Release / Community Service: Oxen - they only exist in Oregon Trail.
Whoures: He's just asking for it ... sinner.
Drunken Children: That's called disappointment young man. 
Perfect 10s: Drink it in.
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