With Big 12 membership possibly changing again in a few weeks, we've developed this helpful flow chart to assist you in deciding your favorite Big 12 school. Months of research and development have been spent using the latest scientific methods to create this chart. Well, really we got drunk and made fart jokes for 3 hours and this was the result.
And now ladies and gentlemen, as a treat for our Tiger and Seminole friends, I give you Mr. John Anderson!