WHY HELLO LADIES. The Iowa State dance teams are ready for football, which is in 8 days, if you somehow forgot.
#7 PLAYER IN THE BIG 12. Jake Knott checks in at that spot on David Ubben's Top 25 players.
BOUND TO SURPRISE? After Ubben picked the Cyclones for a 4-8 season, fans voted ISU and KSU as the most likely to surprise in the Big 12.
TEXAS TECH WOW. ISU has gone 2 years without a 1,000 yard rusher, but Texas Tech hasn't had one since 1998. Even with the pass heavy offense, I would have figured someone like Baron Batch hit that mark.
HOOPS SCHEDULE RELEASED. Iowa State opens the season on November 9th against Southern University.
NO COMMENT? Ball State players were caught trying to shoplift male enhancement pills.
HYPNOTIZE. No, not a Notorious B.I.G. lead in; Oklahoma State athletes use a hypnotist. If only they could have hypnotized Quinn Sharp into not kicking it over the upright...
HEY, EVEN WE COULD DO BETTER. An elderly woman tries to restore a 19th century Fresco and destroys it. With our terrible photochopping skills, I'm pretty sure WRNL could do a better job than her.
COCKY. Jason Terry has already tattooed a Celtics championship logo on his arm.