FIRST, THE GOOD NEWS - The Cyclones Women's Cross Country team won their fourth consecutive Big XII Title! And the Men took third!
NOW, BACK TO REALITY - Uncle Randy was not amused.
BUT IT WASN'T ALL BAD - Sam E Richardson had two picks!
OH YES IT WAS - A questionable cut block has probably ended Jehvon Miller's season, and career.
THE 'EERS KNOW OUR PAIN - West Virginia loses a close one to TCU amidst the carnage of five turnovers.
AS DO THE COWBOYS - The Wizard stupefies Oklahoma State.
WHILE THE JAYHAWKS PRACTICE AT MAKING US LOOK GOOD - Kansas folds to Baylor 60-14. See you next week for our annual positivity counseling, guys.
ALL THAT SETTING US UP FOR - November 8, Big XII Judgement Day.
ISU LUCK EVEN HAPPENS TO THE BIG BOYS SOMETIMES - Ole Miss' Treadwell breaks ankle, drops TD ball.
MORE FIGHT THAN OUR D-LINE - NASCAR's Jeff Gordon and Brad Keselowski got in a tussle. If you can even call it that.
FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST - Voting Day is tomorrow and you know what that means. No more political ads! Seriously folks, go vote, for whomever, just do it. Here's a link if you need to know where to go. But remember, Iowa allows same day registration, so really, just go wherever.