Scene: Gallagher-Iba Arena. Father Hoiberg and his allies in the holy spirit emerge from the bowels of the ancient complex into a gaudy orange hellish nightmare parody of a basketball court.
HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW
And second, that's clearly the demon speaking through the pickled remains of Eddie Sutton. It's inhabiting Eddie against his will and using the natural resonance of the empty arena to amplify his voice.
HOW CAN YOU POSSESS SUCH KNOWLEDGE
Haven't you heard? I was roommates Nerlens Noel at the Tilton Academy. Incidentally, he was a HUGE horror movie geek.
MY POWER IS GROWING. IF YOU HAVE SUCH WISDOM YOU KNOW CANNOT FIGHT THIS WITHOUT A YOUNG PRIEST AND AN OLD PRIEST THAT PART WAS IN BOTH MOVIES
EVEN THE CRAPPY REMAKE AND... WAIT... YOU LOOK FAMILIAR
NO THIS CANNOT BE
SHIT SHIT SHIT
26 points, 9 Rebounds, 9 Assists later, Smart lies on the floor, unconscious or possibly dead.
/ Makes creepy hissing sounds, rotates head 360 degrees.
(Niang Charges in, but the demon-possessed coach strikes him down before the end of regulation with a blast of deadly lightning from his fingertips that looks just different enough from the end of Return of the Jedi that we avoid a copyright claim from Lucasfilm.)
YOU ARE 0.2 SECONDS TOO LATE
ALSO YOU IDIOTS I'M A DEMON NOT A VAMPIRE READ A GODDAMN BOOK OR SOMETHING
AND YOU, SON OF NAZARETH. I HAVE SEEN YOUR SOUL, AND YOU ARE MIRED IN SELF-DOUBT BECAUSE YOUR GOD HAS FORSAKEN YOU
/Starts to emit smoke from the nose and mouth
/Demon Eddie explodes into a fine red mist of atoms
/Soon, in Ames...