FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY 11 AM? The first three kickoff times have been announced, and Iowa State is looking at 2/3 11 AM kickoffs.
MATT PART TWO. Chris Williams continues his chat with Matt Abdelmassih.
THREE TO EUGENE. Cyclone track and field athletes will be heading to the NCAA championships in Oregon.
EARLY ENROLL TO ROB. Devon Thomas enrolled early at Oklahoma State, but now he's in trouble for robbing and shooting at somebody.
SEC HATING ON JAMES FRANKLIN. It didn't take long for SEC coaches to start hating on their former conference co-worker.
POP IS A FUNNY GUY. Gregg Popovich will engage you if you ask questions.
LANCE MEME. Lance Stephenson blowing on things is now a surprisingly SFW meme.
TWO BILLION? The Clippers have been sold to Steve Ballmer (otherwise known as the crazy person who brought Windows 8 upon us) for a very large amount of money. In other words, don't cry for Sterling.
THE SPELLING BEE IS THE BEST. Scripps has their annual spelling bee yesterday, and it featured dual champions because it's communist. At least there was an erroneously used Kelis reference in there, as well as the most confident wrong speller ever.
THE WORST MAYBE. 50 Cent's first pitch was bad, but we're reminded Carly Rae Jepsen's was worse.
WORLD CUP SONG OR ALEXI LALAS LOVE SONG? This country song dedicated to the US Men's National Team is bizarre.