The Mid-Morning Dump: SUPER BOWL CHOKE JOB

Iowa State Basketball

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN PARM DINNER. Monte Morris hit a floater with 9 seconds left as Iowa State stormed back to beat Iowa, 83-82.

BREAKOUT. Not just a Foo Fighters song, but also what Matt Thomas did last night in his 19 point performance.

NIANG IS CARTMAN. And the Hawkeyes are Scott Tenorman.

THIS WEEK IN IRRELEVANT SOCIAL COMMENTARY

Players from the state of Iowa have scored 58 points for Iowa. Players from the state of Iowa have recorded 0 minutes for ISU.

— Patrick Vint (@HS_BHGP) December 11, 2015

WE'LL MISS YOU GEORGES.

Georges Niang got a fat lip: "They ruined (my face), but I ruined their night."

— Travis Hines (@TravisHines21) December 11, 2015

SORRY RANDY. :-/

Ouch

— Randy Peterson (@RandyPete) December 11, 2015

BUT IT WASN'T A FAN

To all you hawk fans he tripped himself he wasn't TRAMPLED. Please know what you are talking about first. pic.twitter.com/EE2eqOLAm3

— McKane Wells (@KaneMckane) December 11, 2015

RANKED TEAMS DON'T STORM THE FIELD.