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The Mid-Morning Dump - 9/22/15

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Iowa State Football

THE ADVENTURES OF ROBOT CY. A new series of articles coming soon!

SINGLE DIGITS FOREVER. Gookin posted a sad thing this morning.

CROOTIN' ICYMI. 119th rated DT prospect Jamahl Johnson (Prior Lake, MN) committed to Iowa State last night over South Dakota

AND MORE CROOTIN'. 128th rated CB prospect Arnold Azunna (Lake Ridge, TX) will take an official visit to ISU on Oct. 2. He has offers from Illinois and several programs out west.

ON THE MEND. The Cyclones have 11 days to get right, and that starts with getting healthy.

RISE AND SHINE. Iowa State-Kansas game details have been announced.

OUT OF PLACE? When asked if Cole Netten was put in the proper spot for Saturday night's potential game-winning field goal, Paul Rhoads said...

Iowa State Basketball

ONE AND DONE. If he's as good as advertised, Emmanuel Malou's time in Ames could be short lived.

Around The Country

STIFF ARM ISLAND. 5-9, 180 lb. WR T.Y. Hilton made Darrelle Revis his bitch last night.

IDGAF. An 18 year old model is threatening to sell a post-sex selfie with Jaromir Jagr to the media unless he pays her $2,000. Jaromir Jagr doesn't care.

CAN YOU AT LEAST MOVE YOUR LIPS? Marshawn Lynch's new Pepsi commercial is a never-ending series of 100 emojis.

ANOTHER VICTIM. Former Montreal Canadiens tough guy Todd Ewen is dead after a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Ewen's family plans to donate his brain to CTE researchers at Krembil Neuroscience Centre.

MOUNTAIN MAN. SB Nation's own Spencer Hall attempted to ascend a mountain in Mexico. Here's how it went.

STEPHEN VS. STEPHEN. Colbert challenged Curry to a laundry shooting contest.

KEVIN, NO THAT'S N-- KEVIN! I for one dream of a world, a paradise, where all I do is watch sports video game glitches. The latest gaffe from NBA Live 16 is a great one.

IN 29 YEARS. Kentucky hasn't beaten Florida in football in 29 entire years. Here are some things you can do in that amount of time.

ED FREEMAN. Remember the Texas LB that did this on Saturday? Turns out that was a real injury.

RIBBIT. Two TCU football players were arrested yesterday afternoon on robbery and assault charges.

PAY DAY. Air Force received a cool $1.2 million to make the trip to East Lansing last weekend.