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The Mid-Morning Dump - 9/24/15

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THE SLOW NEWS DAY EDITION

Iowa State Football

BURY THE LOSS. Paul Rhoads brought a shovel to a team meeting on Sunday. He didn't murder anyone with it but instead used it as a prop.

THAT DAMN FIELD GOAL. Cole Netten offers his two cents and then we'll drop this forever.

Iowa State Basketball

SETTLED. Bubu Palo has settled a defamation lawsuit with a woman who accused him of sexual abuse.

Around The Country

BOOM. HEAD SHOT. Midland Lee (TX) kicker Luis Aranda boots a routine extra point with some assistance from the back judge.

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SEEMS HARSH. Now, granted, this is something that happened yesterday and it is not good...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Patrick Kane’s accuser’s attorney says rape kit evidence bag anonymously delivered to accuser’s mother, includes identifying information</p>&mdash; Chicago Tribune (@chicagotribune) <a href="https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/646732180681588736">September 23, 2015</a></blockquote>

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...but don't worry, Blackhawks fans, Patrick Kane is almost certainly not spending the rest of his life in prison.

HIT MAN. This high school football coach that looks like washed up Kobe Bryant admits he ordered his players to hit a referee in retaliation for using racial slurs.

EL MEJOR. I'm not joking when I say that this Spanish radio call of Cam Newton's front flip touchdown is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

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ANTHONY WHO? Anthony Bennett was released by the Timberwolves yesterday. We can just pretend he was never the No. 1 overall pick in a real life NBA Draft.

CAREER CHANGE. After baseball, David Ortiz would like to be a porn star.

IRISH SUPER FAN. This incredible man hasn't missed a Notre Dame home football game since 1956.

THAT'LL SHOW HIM. Baylor assistant Jeff Lebby is being suspended one half of the Baylor-Oklahoma game on Nov. 14... for illegally scouting Oklahoma last weekend.

GAMEDAY IN BLOOMINGTON? Hoosier Nation is pulling out all the stops to get College Gameday to Indiana for their Big Ten opener against Ohio State. Also, here's a list of teams Lee Corso has never "headgear" picked.

YES, GOOD PLAY CALL. That crazy Ole Miss "tip six" touchdown against Alabama went exactly according to plan.