Today’s Christmas Eve and that means tomorrow is the day you all get to open up your gifts and have a merry ol’ time.
Being in the giving mood, WRNL decided to get some gifts for a few of the people involved with Iowa State athletics year-round. That means members of the University, athletic squads, and media who cover the ISU beat.
We hope these notable members of Cyclone Nation enjoy their gifts, because we took all the tags off and they definitely can’t be returned.
For an extremely thrifty man... A $10 gift card to Dollar General!
For a man who works 24/7... A lifetime supply of Advocare Spark!
For a man with chapped lips and poor-fitting suits... Chapstick and pants that fit!
For a budding airplane pilot... A copy of Flying For Dummies!
For a man with tons of holiday spirit... An ugly Xmas sweater!
For a short man who loves referees... Platform shoes and a picture of John Higgins!
For a man prone to on-court accidents... Bubble wrap!
For a man who works with Uncle Randy... Noise cancelling headphones!
For a man with nearly double-digit anonymous sources... An MLA style book!
For a man who loves the state of North Dakota... $100 of fracking money!
For a man who’s always accused of being an ISU homer... A copy of 100 Things Iowa State Fans Should Know And Do Before They Die!
For a man who loves Ames and Hickory Park... A Hickory Park gift certificate!
For a man who needs to preserve his silky voice... A personal steam inhaler!
For a man who likes to have fun in the booth... A fine scotch!
For a mascot who can get lonely... The return of “Clone!”
Who’d we miss? What would you have done differently? Let us know in the comments... And from all of us here at WRNL, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!