The Mid-Morning Dump - 12/5/16

BOUNCE BACK. The ladies shrugged off a tough loss against Mississippi State by destroying New Orleans 100-63.

MOST VALUABLE LAZARD. Allen Lazard picked up Team MVP honors at the year-end banquet.

WHY IS HE BACK? Travis Hines looks at how Lazard and Iowa State’s interests have aligned.

BOWL CALENDAR. Here’s a calendar for all your slovenly football watching purposes.

WHAT MATTERS MOST? Dissecting how B1G Champion Penn State didn’t made the playoff cut while Ohio State did.

DON’T CRY FOR THE BIG 12. Our conference has no representation in the playoff, and that’s because of a horrible September.

SNITCHING ON SNITCHES. Marquette King is calling out Bills who ratted him out.

AWFUL WAY TO LOSE. Matt Ryan was going for a 2 point conversion that would put his Falcon up 3. Eric Berry had other ideas.

HIRE IOWA STATE’S TURF MANAGEMENT TEAM! The Raiders’ field looks like hot garbage.

CATCH OF THE YEAR? And it didn’t happen in football or baseball. It’s all about the cricket.

WRONG BASKET, DUDE. Javale McGee tried to inbound the ball after his own team’s made bucket.

NIGEL HAYES IS PERPLEXED BY FLOPPING. His face says it all.

DAB SLIDE. In the KHL, they’ve pushed the dabbing celebration to new heights.