GAMETHREAD III: @ TEXAS CHRISTIAN

LIVE FROM AMON G. CARTER STADIUM, WHICH KINDA LOOKS LIKE A CASTLE

By CyHawk@CyHawkWRNL Sep 17, 2016, 10:21am CDT

The Optimistic Breakdown:

Iowa State hasn't started a season 0-3 since 1997, when John Lithgow won the second of his three Emmys for 3rd Rock From the Sun.
Iowa State is .500 at Amon G. Carter stadium, which looks kinda like a castle.
Last week Gary Patterson lost a war of wits with this man.
There are only 7 weeks until basketball season begins

So it goes.