The Mid-Morning Dump: Hoibulls Get in a Hoibrawl

BASKETBALL TARGETS. A few names of guys that Steve Prohm and crew are going after on the recruiting trail.

SIMEON GONE. Bench celebration extraordinaire, Simeon Carter, announced he would transfer out of ISU yesterday.

INVITED. Deonte Burton was invited to the Portsmouth Invitational.

LANNING STARTING?! Joel Lanning is the #1 MIKE linebacker according to Tyson Veidt.

IOWA FIREWORKS? A fireworks bills has passed the Iowa Senate.

INTO THE FINALS. The United States qualified for the championship game of the World Baseball Classic and will square off against Puerto Rico for the crown.

MOLINA CUTS ‘EM DOWN. Don’t get lazy on the base paths against Yadier Molina.

LEBRON NO-LIKE LAVAR. LeBron James warned LaVar Ball to, “Keep my family out of your mouth.”

CLICKHOLE VICTIM. Mark Cuban? More like Mark Duped-Again, amirite?

HOIBLAHS. The Bulls and Raptors had one of the worst sequences in the history of basketball.

HOIBRAWLS. Serge Ibaka and Robin Lopez threw punches mid-game. Watch as Dreamy races onto the court to break it up!

NAKED DESIRE. Sometimes, the things people come up with on Wheel of Fortune just blow your mind.

ALMOST DONE. The Oakland Raiders are expected to clear the last hurdle for relocation to Las Vegas.

50 DONUT CHALLENGE. I both want and don’t want to eat a donut right now.