Matthias Schwartzkopf: Cyclone personalities or players go to the Winter Olympics. What’s their event?
Levi Stevenson: Kempt is a curler. No doubt. Wigginton is a luger. You have to be bat shit crazy to do that. Hakeem is a long jumper
Jared Larson: If we’re going former players, Levi Peters in the biathlon
Jared Larson: Colin Downing for Hockey
Levi Stevenson: The entire football coaching staff is the hockey team. Corey Dunn is a half-pipe snowboarder, obviously.
Matthias Schwartzkopf: Campbell, snow wrestling. When they add it of course
Jake Brend: Zeb is archery. Oh nvm that’s summer
Jared Larson: In my defense, Colin was a defensemen and captain of his hockey team up in whitefish bay
Levi Stevenson: Kene Nwangwu is speed skating.
Levi Stevenson: Everybody is a hockey captain in Whitefish Bay, Wisconsin
Jake Brend: David Montgomery is just badass
Levi Stevenson: I feel like he could be a figure skater. His balance is ridiculous.
Jared Larson: What four cyclone football players would you want to bobsleigh?
Jake Brend: Peavy, spears, jgj, chase Allen
Levi Stevenson: Bobsleigh people are sprinters. Linemen would be awful
Jake Brend: Yeah idk what I thought bobsled was
CYHusker: Which ISU football players as curlers?
CloneTeach: tongomoa as sumo wrestler
Levi Stevenson: Not even in the Olympics
Vegas CyClown: Lanning would be the Biathlon, wouldn’t he?
Levi Stevenson: He would do everything as his own country
Jake Brend: Male and female events?
Levi Stevenson: .....yes.
Vegas CyClown: Matt Leo - Figure Skating
Jared Larson: Laura Burns (insert any gymnast) could probably also do figure skating too
Vegas CyClown: Garrett Owens - Snowboarding
Matthias Schwartzkopf: Trevor Ryan and deahaunte Jones would be good bob sled guys. Fast and quick. Then a big guy steering.
Vegas CyClown: Just don’t say it was me that suggested Leo as Figure Skating.
CloneTeach: Fran McCaffery for water polo, trying to keep his head above water
Vegas CyClown: Zeb Noland, Kyle Kempt, Steve Wirtel, Kyle Starcevich, Jake Campos - Curling. Josh Knipfel - Luge. JD Waggoner - Freestyle Skiing
CloneTeach: Jacob Park, Olympic Village gigalo
What do you think?