WRNL is Declaring for the NBA Draft

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• 18%

  Point Guard

  (15 votes)

• 29%

  Shooting Guard

  (24 votes)

• 17%

  Small Forward

  (14 votes)

• 7%

  Power Forward

  (6 votes)

• 28%

  Center

  (23 votes)

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• 17%

  5’4". Pretty much eye-to-eye with Muggsy Bogues.

  (15 votes)

• 46%

  A little over 6’. 6’4" in the media guide.

  (40 votes)

• 18%

  About 6’8". Really just tall enough to have to duck through every doorway.

  (16 votes)

• 17%

  7’4". Honestly, we exist purely to help retrieve Tupperware containers from the highest shelf.

  (15 votes)

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• 20%

  Skinny. We’ve got the muscle tone of an eight year-old, and could probably be pushed out of the way by a light breeze.

  (18 votes)

• 16%

  Extremely muscular. We look like the Greek god of weight lifting. Flexibility is limited due to the fact that every day is arm day.

  (15 votes)

• 62%

  Out of shape. Most of our muscle is really just fat that ended up being loosely shaped like the muscle that’s supposed to be there.

  (56 votes)

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• 59%

  Four year player. Two-star recruit, three-star talent, five-star work ethic. We still drive the ‘97 Buick LeSabre we got when we turned 16, and used to have a 4H steer named Steve.

  (52 votes)

• 9%

  One and done. Our potential is through the roof, even though we’ve been playing basketball for about five minutes. We’re originally from a big city, but decided to go to a prep school somewhere out in the middle of the forest in Virginia.

  (8 votes)

• 31%

  European phenom. Nobody besides Fran Fraschilla has ever heard of us. How does 42 points, 12 assists, and 9 rebounds per game sound? The name of our hometown in Bulgaria has a lot more letters than we knew existed, and none of which we can pronounce.

  (27 votes)

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• 31%

  Not. Our leaping ability is more accurately classified tip-toeing, and we can probably walk faster than we can run.

  (27 votes)

• 52%

  Meh. Just athletic enough to think we’re dangerous, not athletic enough to actually be dangerous.

  (45 votes)

• 15%

  Excellent. We make Russell Westbrook look like an angrier Danny Devito.

  (13 votes)

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• 13%

  Silky-smooth scorer with a penchant for the mid-range jump shot. Probably bad at defense.

  (11 votes)

• 19%

  Floor general. High-IQ passer, solid ball-handler, and the only thing we watch more than game film is reruns of Dawson’s Creek.

  (16 votes)

• 20%

  Sharpshooter. Honestly, we’re in range right now.

  (17 votes)

• 17%

  Volume scorer. See that contested mid-range shot? That’s a good shot. How about that fadeaway three from the logo? You bet. Wait, what’s the score again?

  (15 votes)

• 29%

  Defensive specialist. Yeah, we’re that asshole.

  (25 votes)

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• 13%

  Shooting. Honestly, we’re pretty terrified of anything that isn’t a layup or dunk. Maybe we should try shooting with the same hand we do everything else with.

  (11 votes)

• 25%

  Ball-handling. The only thing looser than our handle is Gene Chizik’s definition of "firmly entrenched."

  (21 votes)

• 37%

  Defense. Why would we practice the least fun part of basketball?

  (30 votes)

• 23%

  Playmaking. The only way we could be better is if we could pass to ourselves.

  (19 votes)

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• 6%

  Nope. Squeaky clean.

  (5 votes)

• 38%

  Got caught partying with some sorority girls after a game at Mizzou.

  (32 votes)

• 10%

  Currently on Serbia’s no-fly list after trying to smuggle a three-legged goat on the plane in our carry-on.

  (9 votes)

• 21%

  We drive in the left lane on a four lane highway and don’t use our cruise control for any reason.

  (18 votes)

• 12%

  Definitely have not* already signed a shoe deal with Skechers Shape-Ups.

  (10 votes)

• 10%

  We think Casey’s breakfast pizza is "too bacon-y."

  (9 votes)