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This year, Iowa State kicker Connor Assalley took over the starting spot, and kicked the hearts of America straight through the uprights with one of the greatest names in sports.
What if I told you ... He had a name of snicker, foot of thunder.
— SoundOFF (@SoundOFF13) September 26, 2018
The Story of Connor Assalley,
director's cut.@Admire_OnAir brings you the goods, with an intro by bleeping @MurphyKeith pic.twitter.com/ky7za3regP
Greatest name I’ve seen on a college football player all season.
— It's a U Thing ... (@ItsAUThingBlog) December 29, 2018
“ASSALLEY!! GRAB A HELMET. YOU’RE IN!! #AlamoBowl pic.twitter.com/RnREi0W7DM
“Ass Alley” is obviously a great nickname, but we thought we’d look at the offical USPS list of recognized street suffixes and get more creative.
- Anus Anex
- Booty Bayou
- Badonkadonk Bluff
- Butt Boulevard
- Byp Ass
- Caboose Court
- Culo Causeway
- Derriere Divide
- Dumper Drive
- Fanny Freeway
- Fartbox Fork
- Gluteus Maximus Glen
- Moneymaker Motorway
- Posterior Parkway
- Poop-chute Promenade
- Rump Road
- Tuchus Trail
- Turd-cutter Turnpike
- Tush Terrace
- Wazoo Way
Obviously this isn’t an exhaustive list, so we’d love to add your suggestions to it.