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Entire Hospital Miraculously Cured After Scheduling Game with Iowa State

A miracle happened this week in central Iowa. Over 500 people were instantly cured of all ills after a local hospital scheduled a home game with the Iowa State Cyclones.

Iowa State Athletic Director and Assessor of Opportunities, Jamie Pollard, noticed a trend this season decade and took advantage of it.

"Whenever teams are scheduled to play Iowa State, we've noticed their players recovery time vanishes overnight," the AD said to reporters this morning via Zoom. Jamie continued,"at Iowa State, we want to use our resources to help as many people as possible. After seeing TCU quarterback Max Duggan recover from a season ending condition in the matter of days, and Oklahoma State's Spencer Sanders recover from all injuries as well, I figured it was high time to put our healing abilities to use."

Put to them use he did. Instead of the usual 1 or 2 miraculously cured players Iowa State sees on any given weekend, more than 500 Iowans found themselves in peak physical condition just on the news of the scheduled game.

"It was truly incredible," said Dr. Susan Anderson, "the healing spread like a wave through the hospital. Broken bones mended in an instant, Cyclone livers from the Walden era became pristine, and stress induced heart conditions vanished."

Kickoff is currently scheduled for Saturday, November 15th. Streaming will be available on WebMD.

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