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SEMI-FINALIST SZN Charlie Kolar is a third time semi finalist for the Mackey award, and Breece Hall is a Maxwell semi-finalist for the second straight year.
One of 15 semifinalists for the @TheMaxwellAward for the second-straight season. @BreeceH#BreeceTheBeast
— Cyclone Football (@CycloneFB) November 1, 2021
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All-American @charliekolar_ now a three-time semifinalist for the @JohnMackeyAward.
— Cyclone Football (@CycloneFB) November 1, 2021
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NIGHT GAME Things will be rowdy in Ames Saturday night. All black uniforms???
Kickoff set for Iowa State-Texas on Saturday (Nov. 6).
— Cyclone Football (@CycloneFB) October 31, 2021
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WEEKEND RECAP If you enjoy pain, here’s the gamethread and recap from the past weekend.
THE POLE ASSASSIN AND HER MONKEY Hold on to your butts.
Just to recap, the Special Teams coach at Texas, who played for Mike Price at Alabama, left his wife for a former stripper, who went by the name of Pole Assassin. That former stripper’s pet monkey, who performed with her when she was the Pole Assassin, bit a kid on Halloween.
— Monkey Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) November 2, 2021
MORE ABSURDITY Pole Assassin then spent the rest of the night defending her pet monkey.
Pole Assassin, the monkey’s owner is tweeting through it. pic.twitter.com/HtRYb77kiC
— Drew Hamm (@drewhamm5) November 2, 2021
Texas since this moment:
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 2, 2021
19-12 record
12-10 in conference
1 coach fired
1 scandal involving their special teams coach, a stripper named Pole Assassin and her domesticated monkey that attacked a trick-or-treater pic.twitter.com/zUzY3JCDMX
LOL Marcus Smart is asking Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum to pass the ball more. Know your role kids, and stay in that lane.
FANTASY HEARTBREAK Derrick Henry had the Titans on his back as well as many a fantasy owner. His injury could derail all of those seasons.
WHAT DRAFT? The LA Rams are avoiding the draft like a trust fund kid in the late 60’s. They got Von Miller though, so not bad. (No idea if he’s still good if I’m gonna be honest)
L3Bron Jame3s The King is being forced to shoot more 3’s than he ever has. It has a whole lot to do with the Lakers’ spacing, or lack thereof.
CHRIS CREAMER SPORTS LOGO OF THE WEEK A special edition. All 30 NBA teams dropped their city uniforms yesterday. They’re supposed to be callbacks to old uniforms that the franchises have worn throughout their history. A trend that goes well with the NBA celebrating their 75th anniversary.
Every #NBA team unveiled their 2021-22 #CityEdition uniform this morning at the same time. Exciting for uniform fans, stressfull for uniform reporters.
— Chris Creamer (@sportslogosnet) November 1, 2021
I'm going through team-by-team as I can. Follow along either via this thread or in my post here: https://t.co/eCiHFQ6wSx pic.twitter.com/YGBySfF8Cs