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CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR The Iowa State men’s basketball team has been playing better as of late, but hasn’t been rewarded with a win as of yet.
MVTE Per PFF, Charlie Kolar is the nation’s most valuable returning tight end.
The most valuable tight end returning to college football in 2021:
— PFF Draft (@PFF_College) March 2, 2021
Iowa State's Charlie Kolar pic.twitter.com/f4MLTOGxI0
FAREWELL Longtime Hilton Coliseum announcer Gary Wade takes the mic for the final time in his career tonight when the men take on Texas.
For 4️⃣2️⃣ years and more than 6️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ consecutive games Gary Wade has been the voice you've heard at our games. Tomorrow, he announces his last.
— Iowa State Men’s Basketball (@CycloneMBB) March 1, 2021
Best wishes to Gary in the future! Thanks for the memories! pic.twitter.com/z2JKPuTZIm
SLAMMIN SAMI Sami Williams is playing like one of the absolute best in America. Wait, her batting average is WHAT?!
Sami Williams (@sami_williams25) finished 3 for 3 with two home runs and three RBIs in yesterday's loss to No. 13 Arizona State.
— D1Softball (@D1Softball) March 1, 2021
The California native is hitting .500 (23 of 46) with 9 home runs and 19 RBIs.
More on Sami's stats https://t.co/mR1MFNBCrB pic.twitter.com/PL4eME5VA3
BEDLAM Oklahoma State took home the season sweep of the Bedlam men’s basketball series last night in a 79-75 thriller.
LUKA MONEY The most expensive trading card in history was sold yesterday, with Luka Doncic’s 2018-2019 National Treasures Logoman Rookie Card selling for a staggering $4.6 million.
SNACKS On this day a year ago Jackson State guard Thomas “Snacks” Lee known a three in on Senior Night.
SNACKS!
— ESPN (@espn) March 2, 2021
One year ago today, Jackson State guard, Thomas "Snacks" Lee, played in his first career game and knocked down the 3
(via @JSUTV) pic.twitter.com/3MgY2d03od
THE EYES OF TEXAS The controversy surrounding the University of Texas fight song is back in the news.
Even with two twitter accounts, Larry’s food takes are regurgitated puppy chow.
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You bet I take the elevator up one floor. You never know when you will need the calories to be explosive.
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Rasir Bolton is a really good player that might never get a shot at the next level because his college teams couldn’t win.
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Trying to connect the dots here. ISU basketball is atrocious and Nebraska starts tanking... I think Hoiberg is hinting he wants to come back just saying
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You know it’s bad when you have a nightmare about the Parking Division and wake up sweating in a panic.
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There should be a law against playing ABBA before 8 AM
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Can we just accept that someone sold their soul and the basketball team so that the football team can be good and be ok with that?
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I love the black combos. If we could add it as an official color I would. Black, cardinal and, gold. But Graphik would probably lecture us. Speaking of which, where is she?
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